I didn't really kill the bird that andie said i killed...here is the story...you see..the bird...was wandering about the street...minding its own business...when....horror of all horrors...this little wee mourning dove girl saw the one mate she would have in her WHOLE entire life...slumming it with some red lipstick wearin' mother of a whore mourning dove...they were behind the dumpster...and her mate was layin on his back.......and well...you don't need me to go on....SO...when the wee little birdie saw this...she dropped dead right on the spot...smack in the middle of the road...still standing on her little birdie feet...and that is when i came along....and just basically knocked her over....the plume of feathers....well...dead already or not....that is just to be expected...right?!?!??!
the end.
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I am sure I am missing something here, because I have NO IDEA what you are talking about. hahaha
I am so confused!! Its a good story though. I know you would NEVER kill a little birdie!!
Hey Nicki.
I believe you if you say it was already dead.
I commented on Andie's post too that when a bird gets hit by a car, chances are it's not long for this world anyway...
Hopefully you're over this traumatic event and well on your way to enjoying your looong weekend!
Take care out there!
Your Pal,
Zambo.
seconds before this happend nicki could be heard saying, "Is that a bird?"
I don't get it...but I'm sure being the bird lover that you are, you'd never kill one hehehe
it was already DEAD!! i SWEAR!!!!
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